I love Jones soda. They’re always willing to think outside the bottle. Thus they not only brought us the truly vile Turkey and Gravy soda, but also an entire Thanksgiving Gift Pack that included sweet potato, dinner roll, and cranberry sodas.
Luckily, we live in a free market system where no one bottling a carbonated version [...]

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If you can’t decide what’s for dinner tonight, why not enjoy a death row prisoner’s last meal? For a mere $20 (the standard budget for a prisoner’s last meal) you can enjoy a random death row prisoner’s dream dinner. Heck, they even throw in a paper mask of the departed.
The only catch is you have [...]

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For this Halloween week, I bring you The Museum of Scary Food. This Flickr pool hosts nearly 400 images of bugs, brains, balls and a cornucopia of things you’ve probably never put in your mouth. See if you can identify the dish du jour before clicking on each photo…if you dare.

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Bacon wrapped cheese AND shrimp topped toast! Wow. This box artist really wants to a make darn sure no Jews crash his cocktail party. I wonder if the little trays themselves are actually made of compressed and reformulated pork rinds.
Let’s be generous for a second and assume they’re the kind of hard core plastic that’ll [...]

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